So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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