oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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