this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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