Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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