Can i not drive my cunt home
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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