Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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