if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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