Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Randomize
