Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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