I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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