check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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