Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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