that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize