I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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