You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
i black out too much to be "responsible"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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