i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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