Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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