this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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