I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
my nose is crying tears of wow.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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