Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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