Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the day after is always just damage control
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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