There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
