So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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