Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Randomize