whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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