In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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