Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
These tits shall not be calmed
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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