I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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