saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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