Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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