Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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