he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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