I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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