At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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