Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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