I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize