It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I just googled if crying burns calories
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Are we still banned from the library?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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