I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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