Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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