Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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