Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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