I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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