no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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