Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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