i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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