I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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