Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize