Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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