mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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