he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
