Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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