So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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