KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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