She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i came on her dog
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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