Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
