But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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