nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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