the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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