I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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