Painful shits, hemmoroids, cramps, you don't want *insert person here* to hear you shitting, you just sat down for the longest shit of your life and left the newspaper JUST out of reach????
Your so gayyyyyyyy your so gayyyy im in dismayyyyyyy that your so gayyyyyy, i want you to lick meeeeee i want you to pump meeeeee i want you to tease meeeeeee i want you to hump meeeeee. please smell my butthole cause its rustyyyyyy please lick my cunt because its crustyyyy
sometimes a shit can feel like childbirth...you can get sharp pains in your vagina. so i think this is a girl. ussually i just roll around the floor and hold myself when this happens.
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