You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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